Welcome to Mosquito Counseling

Hello fellow 'skeeters! If ur hoping to ease off ur anxiety, you've come to the right place. Here, at Mosquito Counseling for Mosquitoes, we counsel mosquitoes. And if ur a mosquito and need counseling, we can help because we counsel mosquitoes!

99%

of mosquitos agree that therapy helps them stop buzzing about their problems.

Buzzing with Confidence

1 in 10

mosquitos have considered a career change to become professional blood donors.

Career Counseling

100%

of our clients leave feeling lighter, unless they forgot to empty their blood bags.

Feeling Lighter

Buzzing Discounts Just for You!

The Full Moon Frenzy Discount!

If you bring in three other mosquitoes who have experienced midnight existential crises under a full moon, you’ll get 50% off your first therapy session!  Whether it's the overwhelming urge to bite the wrong person, an identity crisis about being mistaken for a fly, or just feeling lost in the night breeze, we’ve got you covered. Valid only during full moons. No werewolves allowed.

Now we get calls constantly!

And would u look at that, we're getting non stop calls! so much so, our friend Nip here has to answer two calls at once!

Buzzing with Confidence: The Best Counseling for Mosquitoes!

"We're small, they're big, we're hungry, they have food."

Dr. Danny DeSkeeto, Chief Mosquito Counselor

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Where Every Bite Counts!

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Buzzing with Solutions for Every Winged Woe!